Hotel Selfie, Your Room Service
Still in Pattaya and honestly I am loving every second. My hotel room has this cute little painting on the wall and a bed that I have barely used because I keep going out every night. But tonight I decided to stay in for a bit. Just me, my grey top, and my phone.
I took about twenty selfies before I got one I liked. My hair is looking so good right now, long and straight and shiny. I think it is the salty air or something. Or maybe I just look better when I am on vacation. That is probably it.
I keep getting messages from fans asking where I am and what I am doing. I told them I am in Pattaya having the time of my life and they should be jealous. Some of them offered to send me money for room service. I said yes obviously. A girl has to eat.
Tomorrow I am going out again. There is this bar I found last night that plays really good music and the drinks are strong. If you are not here with me then the least you can do is cover my tab from far away. That seems fair to me.