Straw Hat Cafe, Your Iced Drink

Big straw sun hat, leopard print corset top, pigtails, iced matcha on the table. Tucked into a little garden cafe because the weather was perfect and I felt like being seen today. The leaves overhead, the soft breeze, the corset doing all the heavy lifting.

One of my fans likes to fund my cafe days. He says it relaxes him to see me posting from somewhere green and quiet. So I show up in something cute, take twenty photos, and send him the best ones with the bill.

This is the kind of life I built. Cafe in the morning, tips by the afternoon, dinner somewhere nice by the evening. Always somebody else is paying.

Hi May. Be good to me, the way my fans are.