Ant Bite Drama, Your Sympathy

I am a killer today. Not the sexy kind of killer. The kind that hunts ants because they bit me and now my arm is red and swollen and itchy and I am furious about it.

Look at this. My arm is covered in bites. Those little monsters attacked me while I was just sitting at home minding my own business. Now I look like I lost a fight with nature. And honestly, I did.

I have been scratching all day and putting cream on it and complaining to anyone who will listen. This is not the kind of content I usually post but this is my real life. Sometimes it is glamorous. Sometimes it is ant bites.

If you want to send sympathy or medicine money or just tell me I am brave for surviving a bug attack, my messages are open. Being a goddess is hard when the ants do not respect your authority.